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I finally took the intiative to clean my jungle-like room! Just a small part of it actually.. While going through my school bag, i thought of posting some things I found which caught my attention....

in my C.L. (Christian living) class.. I found my puberty test paper! I still can't believe that this was included in the test.. I love my CL teacher.. shes the funniest! She's not ashamed of talking about the unusuals.. hehe.. Shes the mom of my class :) *Karen Davila*.. oh yeah.. my teacher aspires to be an actess by the way.. so guys.. if you need someone to play a MATURE (you know what Im mean) role as lead or something.. just tell me, ill contact her for you.. lets help fulfill her dream of becoming a STAR :) she's the bomb!.. Miss Reyes.. you rock! If you're wondering why the name of karen davila is there…here

(Karen Davila, a reporter, did a story on one of my teachers for being the moderator of the electronics science thingy in school, which apparently won quite a number of awards but the story doesn’t revolve around that)

classmate: ..oi, si Karen Davila o.. nasa corridor!.. (almost everyone in the class rushes out to see a glimps of Ms. Davila )

classmate: patay, si miss reyes, parating na.. (everyone rushes inside the classroom, fearing that miss reyes will catch us outside of the classroom)

Miss Reyes: (enters)(the class well behaved, really for the prayer) SIT DOWN! Akala niyo ba hindi ko kayo nakita na nasa labas kayo ng classroom! Para kayong mga ibong nakawala sa haula! And when you saw me, para naman kayong mga laggam na nagsisipag pasukan! I want those who were outside to stand up… (no one stood up) wala?! Hoy.. hindi ako bulag! …do you want me to send you to the principals office?.. I said those who were outside a while ago, stand up.. you should be responsible for your actions.. (my classmates started standing up, including me)..* SERMON * SERMON *
* SERMON *.. who’s your class president? (I was standing right in front of her.. my arms going up slowly..)… stand on the platform, facing your classmates.. aba Mr. Villa, ang taas ng tingin ko sayo.. ngayon bumagsak, nagging negative pa!.. what are your dities as a president?

Mikki: uhmm…

Ms. Reyes: (ngongo) ano pa?!

Mikki:

Mikki: uhmm…

Ms. Reyes: (ngongo) ano pa?!


Mikki: uhmm…

Ms. Reyes: (ngongo) ano pa?!

Mikki: uhmm…

Ms. Reyes: (ngongo) ano pa?!


Mikki: uhmm…

Ms. Reyes: (ngongo) ano pa?!


Mikki: uhmm…

Ms. Reyes: (ngongo) ano pa?!

Mikki: to be an example

Ms. Reyes: ANO!?!??!?!

Mikki: to be an example

Ms. Reyes: hindi ko marinig..ANO?!?!?

Mikki: to be an example!!!!!

Ms. Reyes: isigaw mo.. so that your classmates can here you

Mikki: TO BE A N EXAMPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!

Ms. Reyes: (eyes grew big) (looks at me, shocked.. probably she was shocked that I shouted that loud) it there anything you want to say in behalf of the class.

Mikki: Miss, it’s like this.. we didn’t want to disobey you.. we didn’t want you to get mad at us.. but this is what really happened.. when we all found out that a reported, Karen Davila, was walking along the corridor… we all got “star struck” and rushed outside to see a glimps of her.. But when we saw you, we realized that us being outside the classroom was wrong...so we all rushed in..

Ms. Reyes: (a change in aura) Nandito si Karen Davila?

Mikki: Yes miss!

Ms. Reyes: I want you to go to the principals office and tell him that WE want to speak to Karen Davila.. If we could invite her here to talk to the class * SMILE *

Mikki: Miss… ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?

Ms. Reyes: yes (thinks for a while).. never mind.. ako nalang ang pupunta

Class: (everyone stared cracking up!)

Ms. Reyes: wait for me here.. take charge mister president..

Mikki: Yes miss.. (teacher leaves)

Class: …ibang clase.. siya rin pala masastar struck.. haha!

Ms. Reyes: (returns) Wala naman eh..

Mikki: I swear, she’s here!

Ms. Reyes: Mr. Sagum (the principal) has a meeting..(thinks again).. do you know where she went?!

Class:..sa may coordinators office!

Ms. Reyes: Are you sure?

Class: (in chorus) YESSSS!

Ms. Reyes: okay.. mr. President, take over (leaves the classroom to go to the coordinators office)

Ms. Reyes: naka lock eh.. pero nakita niyo talaga siya?! I want her to talk to our class.. You know class.. we can learn things from her.. You can ask her questions.. teka lang.. sino ba dito ang may nga kilalang artista?

Class: bryan!!!.. bianca!!!… maigi!!!.. (blah blah)

Ms. Reyes: can we invite them over to our class?! kasi class.. we can learn a lot from thm.. at clas.. baka naman may kilala kayong kailangan ng matanda katuald ko?!.. sa mga movie? mga telenobela?! Nandito lang ako ...

(hahahaha!!! Miss Reyes>> CERTIFIED THE BOMB!!!!!!)

We were asked to make a tongue twister, which uses either alliteration or assonance (I still remember the lesson, galing KO!).. My seatmate, Joyce, and I were thinking of what to submit.. so we ended up submitting this…We were so confident that it was the bomb and all.. but out of our CARELESSNESS & exceeding confidence that people would have a hard time saying our tongue twister.. WRONG GRAMMAR pala! Hahaha! Lets saw If you guy would be able to spots the grammars that are wrongs.

My Filipino teacher has always been one of those respected by many. Undoubtedly one of the better teachers in my school. At first... all of us feared him.. All of us wanted to do good in his class, specially during presentations. The 1st presentation was absolutely NERVE RACKING!!! What’s reciting a piece in front of my class!? I’ve grown up with these people.. they’ve seen me fuck when I talk in front of them.. But with my Filipino teacher around… That’s a different story. He would be the type to make you stop in the middle if he didn’t like what he saw and heard. Being the last one in the class, I was so nervous, that while I was reciting my piece, instead of just reading it.. I ended up reading it as a declamation piece!! And to add to that, everyone started laughing because the folder where the piece was in was shaking like anything! Haha! But in the end.. it was all GOOD. hehe..

Still in Filipino.. I found a very intresting thing we did in this subject.. There was an activity, in line with the topic on surveys, that was quite.. different. We were asked to list down several topics / categories which my classmates filled out, it was quite challenging because we were all give a time limit to fill out all the categories in the list.. no one was allowed to fill out the same category and any form of erasure was considered a minus from the final score. this also showed how UNITED (hehe) our class was…those who finished early didn’t just sit down and wait for the others to finish.. they helped those who weren’t done yet.. ”bayanihan” at its best! The best part of the activity was when we found out that the activity we did was considered as a quiz.. and fortunately, everyone finished their work on time.

I got an 82 / 100 in the first diagnostic test.. we were said to have the HIGHEST averaging section (aside from the honor section of course ) to rank in the batch. Thanks to the ever-reliable ideas of my class.. Gameplan: We all clumped up our chairs in the center of the classroom before the teacher arrived because word got to us that Mr. Fridel, our French teacher, was going to give a SURPRISE diagnostic test … so we PREPARED for that test.. We put all those who were knowledgeable of the language at the back.. and all the rest changed place according to how fast relay the message to the front.. get the idea!? Just imagine Chinese whisper..

Oh, I don’t have graphics on this one but I find myself laughing every time I remember this: we pre-grouped for our last French project.. we were asked to discuss a given comic book.. the author, the story, the major and minor characters, etc. in English. but then, everyone started becoming busy, including myself, and we forgot all about the project.. Fortunately, someone in my group remembered and did half of the work. I got guilty and did the pasting and reporting together with my other group mate. Come French time, my friend and I started reading the report 5 minutes before the presentation.. WE were so shocked to find out that NOTHING ...ABOLUTLEY NOTHING made sense at all. I asked the one who researched on the comics and found out that she just copy pasted the French explanations to a site in the web which translates French to English... But then again, during French time, only the ones in the front row listen.. So I told my partner to just read it and pretend that we were confident and we understood everything we were saying! So my friend recited first… we couldn’t contain ourselves from laughing.. we just couldn’t succumb the non-sense that was coming out of our mouth!!! By the time my friend was about to finish, the teacher was getting pissed at us because we were just laughing... pity me.. The humiliation was just about to start.. the dialog went something like this :

Mr. Fredel: Mr. Villa and Ms. Pereche, why are you laughing? You want me to give you a minus?

Bianx and I: No sir.. We’ll stop laughing.. sorry..

Mikki: (whisper) Bianx, sit na so that I wouldn’t laugh that much na now that it’s my turn..

(bianca sits down)

Mikki: blah…blah.. blah.. the major characters.. Le Blah blah (I cant remember the specific word)

Mr. Fredel: Le What?

Mikki: Sir.. le blah blah..

Mr. Fredel: Do you know what that means?

Mikki: No, but I know that it’s a name of the character..

Mr. Fredel: No, that word means EXAMPLE…

Mikki: (snobs the teacher and continues reading)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!